The times have changed. I am reminded of one poem "Topsy turvy land" (most probably written by Donna Shepherd). It’s a kid’s poem, where buses travel on water and ships travel on the land. People walk on their hands and so forth.

Today morning, I engaged in a road rage with a Swift girl. Needless to say, I am just over flattened by her maneuverability on the road. What a driving, what a speed and what a swiftly curves, I mean the path traced by her Swift !!! Sheer indulgence in the art of driving that was the main stay of MEN for more than a century. Ofcourse, I let her win (I am a man and I won’t accept that I lost to her).

Nature’s rule. Women have less or low analytical abilities and are bad at making such decisions, and hence were never good drivers. Men on the other hand have an eagle’s eye for pin pointed precisions. Women however can multitask (their brain is built for the same). If a man can drive fast by listening to music (trying to concentrate on both) a woman can do it better.

Nevertheless, I saw one woman who drives GREAT.

Then, girls have forayed into OUR (me a part of it) territory and stole those Denim pants and T-shirts. Vengeance was sweet when we struck back by growing ponies (I belonged to that elite band). Low waists (with crevices/cracks visible?), eeks.. yikes.. (Now why am I screaming like a girl) are adorned by men too. And did I forget the usage of men’s fairness creams and perhaps we will have hair removal creams (ala Veet) and male models (John Abraham) doing a Katrina Kaif.

Ahh those beautiful catwalks of women struck men’s world like a pandemic and I can see more mal(e)-hip-shakers ala the ‘Shakira - hips don’t lie’ way.

And the last thing I would ever expect, guys are clinging onto their girl friends like they have never done before, they bank on them, emotionally and love the girl to care for them and they are literally broken down when the girl ditches them.

Are we becoming more girlish and girls are becoming (or already became more) tomboyish? And we have defined terms like metro-sexual, petro-sexual, uber-sexual etc only to indicate that we are becoming more womanish (I don’t know if it’s really good to be womanish. Women are supposed to be women and men, men. That’s nature’s code of genesis and we shouldn’t mess with it)

p.s. I have utmost reverence to\for women\girls. Without girls it would have been a dumb-found-sucking world. Thanks to ‘em for being there and making the world so beautiful and livable. (One thing perhaps girls can never take away from men, is our ability to flatter)